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The Babelfish

A product of Alien biological engineering, it enables all different beings to communicate.

Inserted in the ear, or other orifice, it translates directly to and from the mind of the user.

Occasionally, mistakes can happen.

Bill: (I think I met your brother)
I want to eat your mother.
Alien: (What about my Mom?)
I don't have a bomb.

Bill sings a Song

Gots me a babelfish, stuck it in my ear
Now I speak the language, everything is clear
Gots me a babelfish, stuck it in my ear
No matter what you saying, I will always hear


(Babelfish cries out for "help!".


Poor little Bablefish

Something Fishy here

The Babelfish allows anyone to understand and speak any language.

It lives in the ear, and survives off of the mental energy of the host.

This does not look good for our little fish friend.

How much is this going to cost?

WE HAVE REGULAR BABELFISH, 2,000$

Uh Oh .. anything cheaper?

ECONOMY FISH, 200$

What does the 200$ one look like?

TAKE A GUESS EARTHLING!

May I please buy a Babelfish, oh creepy Alien one?

OH, YOU WANT BABELFISH?

Yes. I want Babelfish. Need the Babelfish.

BABELFISH GOOD. STICK IN YOUR EAR.

What? Fred told me to stick it up my ...

STOP! THE FISH, IT HEAR YOU! FISH NOT BE HAPPY!

Buying the Fish Part 1

Bill: I want a Universal translator. I am in love, but can't talk to her.

Alien Merchant: CAN'T WALK WITH HER? WHY NOT?

Bill: No, TALK to her. Can you help me? I need a Babelfish.

Alien Merchant: CAN I HUMP YOU? WHAT? NO!

Bill: I need a Babelfish! Babelfish! To translate for me!

Alien Merchant: TO SKATE FOR YOU? FISH NO CAN SKATE.











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Oh this is going to be good.

Fools rush in

Bill purchased a Babelfish. It goes in the ear, and attaches to the brain.
The problem is, it mangles the translation.
So while he thinks he is saying, oh something like:
Bill: I would like to dance with you. (Chciałbym tańczyć z tobą.)
It actually says, "I want to wear your pants, it's true."