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Eyesight to the blind

0/0 15.04.2008 16:59 English

Eyesight to the Blind

Bill: What is going on Fred? Everything I say appears below the strip?
Fred: Those are sub-titles Bill.
Bill: But why are they there?
Fred: That is so blind people can also enjoy the strip.
Bill: Oh.
Fred: (Thinks evil thoughts)
Bill: Hey, wait a minute!

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What a fool believes

0/0 15.04.2008 16:49 English

What a fool believes

Bill: I just found out why Dorota rejected my love.
Fred: She saw your picture?
Bill: Haha. No, she is from a distant land, and my poetic musings were misunderstood.
Fred: Uh, sure Bill, sure. That must be it.
Bill: I'm learning French, so we can be together.
Fred: Je prie Dieu, non. Non ! Non! (he begs God, in bad French, to not let this happen)

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Oh Oh

2/0 15.04.2008 05:55 English

Be careful there Bill.

(Due to a request, here is the text of the strip)

Fred: Do you know what happens when you give a lawyer Viagra?

Bill: What?

Fred: He gets taller.

(both laugh)

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Gaaahhhh!

0/0 15.04.2008 05:33 English

No, I am not going to even try to explain it.

Bill: What is that on your forehead?
Fred: All is illusion, Do not be afraid. Trust in the great Baaboooz!
Bill: Did you join a cult or something?
Fred: Dude! What the hell is up with your stomach?
Bill: This is making even less sense than usuall.
Fred: Let me fix that for you.

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