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Happy Happy Joy Joy

1/0 20.04.2008 06:08 English

Happy Happy Joy Joy
heh heh

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The Babelfish

1/0 18.04.2008 18:58 English

The Babelfish
The Babelfish

A product of Alien biological engineering, it enables all different beings to communicate.

Inserted in the ear, or other orifice, it translates directly to and from the mind of the user.

Occasionally, mistakes can happen.

Bill: (I think I met your brother)
I want to eat your mother.
Alien: (What about my Mom?)
I don't have a bomb.

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Bill sings a Song

2/0 18.04.2008 18:37 English

Bill sings a Song
Bill sings a Song

Gots me a babelfish, stuck it in my ear
Now I speak the language, everything is clear
Gots me a babelfish, stuck it in my ear
No matter what you saying, I will always hear


(Babelfish cries out for "help!".


Poor little Bablefish

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MIB

0/0 16.04.2008 18:18 English

MIB
The forces of evil have noticed.

MIB #1 It has come to our attention that some of you are actually reading these comic strips.

MIB#2 We are telling you to stop.

MIB#1 It only encourages him.

MIB#2 Yes.

MIB#1 Don't make us use force.

MIB#2 Because we will.


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My way of mentioning I just hit 5000 views. Yesterday there were 533 views alone. What is going on? That is crazy. Crazy I tell you.

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Something Fishy here

0/0 16.04.2008 18:05 English

Something Fishy here
Something Fishy here

The Babelfish allows anyone to understand and speak any language.

It lives in the ear, and survives off of the mental energy of the host.

This does not look good for our little fish friend.




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Buying the Fish Part 3

0/0 16.04.2008 17:54 English

Buying the Fish Part 3
How much is this going to cost?

WE HAVE REGULAR BABELFISH, 2,000$

Uh Oh .. anything cheaper?

ECONOMY FISH, 200$

What does the 200$ one look like?

TAKE A GUESS EARTHLING!

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Buying the Fish Part2

1/0 16.04.2008 17:39 English

Buying the Fish Part2
May I please buy a Babelfish, oh creepy Alien one?

OH, YOU WANT BABELFISH?

Yes. I want Babelfish. Need the Babelfish.

BABELFISH GOOD. STICK IN YOUR EAR.

What? Fred told me to stick it up my ...

STOP! THE FISH, IT HEAR YOU! FISH NOT BE HAPPY!

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Buying the Fish Part 1

2/0 15.04.2008 23:57 English

Buying the Fish Part 1
Buying the Fish Part 1

Bill: I want a Universal translator. I am in love, but can't talk to her.

Alien Merchant: CAN'T WALK WITH HER? WHY NOT?

Bill: No, TALK to her. Can you help me? I need a Babelfish.

Alien Merchant: CAN I HUMP YOU? WHAT? NO!

Bill: I need a Babelfish! Babelfish! To translate for me!

Alien Merchant: TO SKATE FOR YOU? FISH NO CAN SKATE.











heh heh





Oh this is going to be good.

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Fools rush in

0/0 15.04.2008 23:45 English

Fools rush in
Fools rush in

Bill purchased a Babelfish. It goes in the ear, and attaches to the brain.
The problem is, it mangles the translation.
So while he thinks he is saying, oh something like:
Bill: I would like to dance with you. (Chciałbym tańczyć z tobą.)
It actually says, "I want to wear your pants, it's true."

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Bill goes Insane (we all knew that was coming)

3/0 15.04.2008 23:26 English

Bill goes Insane (we all knew that was coming)
Bill goes Insane (we all knew that was coming)
Bill dostaje szału (wszyscy wiedzieliśmy, że to przychodzi)

Bill: I found out she is Polish. O Dorota, moja miłość! Czy mnie słyszysz? (Oh Dorota, my love! Can you hear me?)
Fred: You've lost your mind.
Bill: Mówię ogólny język teraz, Miłość. (I speak the Universal language now, Love!)
Fred: You are acting like a fool.
Bill: Głupiec w miłości! (a fool in love)
Fred: This will end in tears (to skończy się płaczem, płacz)

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